I Created the Most Disgusting Race in Missoula

Last week was the highly disgusting Taco Bell 50k race. It's a 31-mile race in Denver that stops at 10 Taco Bell locations. You have to follow rules like eating at least 9 of those Taco Bells and finishing in under 11 hours.

First off, that is so incredibly disgusting to me. You'd have to pay me a lot of money to run 31 miles and eat Taco Bell while doing so.

Second, since we don't have 10 Taco Bells, I'm creating a Missoula Fast Food race.

Missoula Fast Food Race Course

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Here you go. The ultimate Missoula Fast Food race: Seven fast food restaurant stops and 30 miles.

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We'll start at Five Guys on E Broadway Street with a delicious burger, then run 2 miles to McDonald's just off W Broadway near the Russel Street Bridge to grab a McChicken.

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McDonald's will take us to Freddy's Frozen Custard on N Reserve (3 miles), where you can enjoy a sweet treat and hopefully a short-term sugar boost to help you get through the race.

You might be sick already, but here comes a long part of the race. From Freddy's, we'll run out to the Wye and eat a hot ham and cheese at Hardee's (6 miles).

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Then, on a 9.4-mile stretch from Hardee's, we'll travel down Mullan Road to the Taco Bell on N Reserve (9.4 miles). Here, we'll have a Crunchwrap Supreme.

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We're not done yet, my friends. Taco Bell takes us to Wendy's on Brooks (3.8 miles), where we'll keep it light with a side of French fries, before the home stretch back to Burger King (3 miles) on E Broadway St, where you'll cap off the day with a Whopper.

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Seven stops. Thousands of calories. Thirty miles.

Can you do it? I'd like to clarify: I don't want you to do that, and you shouldn't do it because it's disgusting, but could you pull it off?