Yes, I know we are still almost two months away from Halloween, but we're writing about Halloween today.

Some of you are saying, "Oh, hell yes. I can't wait for Halloween." Some of you are saying, "What the hell? Halloween costumes? What are you, twelve?"

Well, here goes nothing.

The top-selling Halloween costumes in August

HalloweenCostumes.com surveyed people and analyzed search and social data to determine the top costume themes, among other categories.

The top 5 costume themes so far are:

  1. Spider-Man toddler costumes
  2. Little Mermaid Infant Flounder Costume
  3. Women's Country Singer Costume
  4. Adult Toy Story Slinky Dog Costume
  5. Michael Jackson Thriller Kid's Costume

Will these costumes catch on in Montana?

Of all of the top 5 costumes above, the women's country singer costume is going to be a big hit in Montana. Heck, it's going to be a big hit everywhere after the death of Dolly Parton. There will be big hair, big Southern accents, and... well, you know the rest.

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What costumes are synonymous with Montana?

What costume would exemplify Montana the most? A grizzly bear? Get a big grizzly bear pelt and some long claws.

How about dressing up as a Montana legend? Try an Evel Knievel outfit. Get the cape, the V-neck shirt, and a big belt with the "EK" on the middle.

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Or, last one, I swear, how about you and your friends go to the state's major minerals? You go with a piece of copper, a piece of silver, and a piece of gold.

Okay, that's probably not my best advice...

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